Yeeeaaaah.....Braaackie

I know it's a terrible photo of me (and I have dinner around my chops), but I was pretty devastated that this was my closest celebrity lookalike.

Of the hundreds and hundreds of choices (my friends were paired with the likes of Cheryl Cole and Sandra Bollocks), I get a senile old dear best remembered terrifying the CBB viewership while sporting bunches. Bunches tied up with scrunchies.

Saying that, my mum was matched with Mischa Barton, so I'm not entirely convinced by the accuracy of this free piece of kit.